I told this story to Miwako and Mike a while back, but since I've lacked content here for the last week plus, I figured that I'd retell this thrilling story of weirdness and shame.
When I went back for Thanksgiving, Danny/Denny and his girlfriend, Jill picked up a kitten to bring back to Danny/Denny's place here in PG. As of yet, they haven't named it yet (I suggested Lightbulb). Last night, they
both came over to visit Anson. Danny/Denny asked Anson if he could give him some condoms, for obvious reasons. Anson gives him three. To this, Danny/Denny says "This will do for the night." Jill, hearing
this, tells Anson that the condoms are for the kitten. The fucking kitten. I'm not sure if she's either ashamed of their sex life or they have unspeakable plans for the kitten.
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UPDATE! Amuse us with anecdotes of your day-to-day or write some stories for Broken Pornography! *whimper*
This is so bad. it's been just shy of 3 whole months since you've updated. It's a NEW YEAR.
man... you used to care.
tsk.
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